Two guys met on the street. One says, I just lost everything. I used to have a roof over my head, ate three meals a day, had a game room,
TV room, library, I exercised and went to the gym often, and now its all gone. The other guy said what happened. He replied, I just got parolled.
OK. A rabbit comes into this bar and asks the bartender for some carrots. The bartender says this is a bar. We have no carrots. Get out! The rabbit leaves. For the next few days the same rabbit comes into the same bar and asks the same bartender if he has any carrots. Bartender hollers no, and if you come back again, I'll nair your ears to the wall. Next day the rabbit comes in and asks the bartender if he has any nails. He says no, and then the rabbit then asks him if he has any carrots.